November 29, 2003

Dashed Domains

So after google delisted many websites for their most competitive terms I wrote an article about what happened. At the same time you have probably the only "major" SEO firm in Rhode Island writing articles telling people they should used dased domains.
Read Choosing a Domain Name for Search Engine Optimization Purposes and then read
my artilce.

Which one seems more honest, more correct?

I guess I am the one who is a fool for wondering why some people want to hire me over some of the "best in the world."

Posted at 7:42 PM

They Killed Kenny

Create your own south park character Why not, you know you want to?

Posted at 6:20 PM

A bit beyond reality

Who in the hell woudl pay $200 for a 6 page eBook on why Google is successful?

I remind you that this is a PDF, and that these are not even real pages! Amazon.com: e-Books & Docs: Understanding Google's Success [DOWNLOAD: PDF]

Posted at 8:33 AM

November 28, 2003

Ronda Honda Motorcycle Mamma

When I was a wee little baby my mother had us children go to visit the nanny while she was working. This nanny was a real asshole if I can think of a single word to express her.

I liked my binki and my nanny did not. She sucked and would take it from me. I would cry. My siter would give me another. She would take it from me and beat my sister. The cycle would continue.

If I saw ronda today I would drop kick her in the mouth. Currently though there are backround check websites, so you should not have to worry about finding Ronda if you decide to use a site like NannyLocators.com.

They have links to the nanny backround checks right on their site :)

to rhonda: I hope you are dead and in hell if it exists!

Posted at 3:05 PM

November 27, 2003

Baby Fat

So I am starting to thicken up for the winter. I have always been at least a little bit thick. Wondering if its baby fat.

When people get old do they revert back to their childhood. Do they use pampers or Cloth Diapers

Posted at 1:35 AM

November 26, 2003

Smells like?

In Chicago it the trash strike made it smell like shit Money

Posted at 10:24 PM

Turkey Soda is in

In an earlier post I made a disparagning comment toward Jones Gravy Turkey Soda. Aaron Wall: Professor of Peanut Butter: Gravy Turkey Tryptophan & Soda
I was wrong, look at the current bids on
Ebay.

The idea is that if you can create friends you can sell them anything!

Posted at 11:33 AM

The More You Give the More You Get

Every monday morning from 9-10am Pacific Time Rob Frankel gives a free 1 hour chat session. FrankelBiz: Do business, don't whine about it! Welcome to FrankelBiz

Posted at 10:34 AM

What a Dick

So this guy had a bad day recently. Not only did his penis pump break, but offers for help from others cause bout of brutal rage

Posted at 10:27 AM

Panacea

Social anxiety, social phobia, post tramautic stress disorder, depression, pms

thats right Paxil is now a panacea. check for yourself! Google Search: fda approves paxil

Posted at 1:04 AM

November 25, 2003

Kill Kill Kill

aim for the apple fun stuff

Posted at 8:38 PM

My Email Provider

Sometimes that which is free just happens to be the best too! SquirrelMail - Webmail for Nuts!

Posted at 10:49 AM

You Know You Have Said Something Right When

Icann Adcredited Registrars from other countries call you at midnight for information. Australian DomainRegistration

Posted at 8:12 AM

What it Feels Like to be Syndicated

When you are going about your business on the internet chaos breeds an environment where risk takers become successful.

As I search around the web I find posts like this one, which refere to my text as the answer. A person I do not know told another person I do not know who then broadcasted me to the world with "I Found It"

The search engine expert at Google answers is refering to a different one of my documents as his definitive source of pertinent information. He is randomly distributing my artlicle to the world.

I am not sure if I am going to eventually become big headed if I get successful. I honestly do not think I am capable of it.

I just hope those people keep spreading me about!

Posted at 8:06 AM

November 24, 2003

Customer Support - BAD

Today when you screw a person over, there are real ways to get back at them. Think logically before someone decides to "Express Yourself"

Posted at 9:04 PM

The Way of the Western Man

So a guy called me today who wanted me to work on his website. He was a rather pleasant and simple man. Reminded me of the old movies and of the time when the idea that a handshake meant something.

He wanted to trade a personal guided preditor hunt for me optimizing his website. I love the old bartering system, but I grit my teeth hard when I see a dead animal on the road.

Can not imagine seeing a Coyote 10 feet from me, and then killing it. To each their own
best of luck Doug
aaron

Dakota Pokes...Western Artwork of Doug Krogman

Posted at 7:23 PM

Monitor the Election

GoogleRace uses the Google API to allow you to search for where your canidate rates.

I was proud to see Bush at the top of the pack.
War
Poodle

the internet is not entirely accurate though as Bush is only #2 for AWOL

Posted at 5:16 PM

Prison Privitization

So when you think of prisons, they want you to think of sheets like thisDwight Correctional Center 2000 Audit.

They want you to think how private institutions are more efficient. My sister is wrongfully in jail for over 20 years. lets examine the letter she sent me today.

Would you call this suicide, death, negligence, or murder?

Dear Aaron
BKA "Bubba"

Hello little baby. How are you? Good I hope! I know it's not time to write you cause I am waiting to hear from you but I've got some grapes to tell you so I'm writing a bit early. About 2 weeks or so this girl that was in seg. here died.
She died on a Wednesday and her out date was on Friday. 2 days. But from what I hear that girls family is on top of it. The girl and her roommate were banging on the door for over an hour and the C.O.s would not go to her room to see what they wanted, and she ended up dying in there.
There have been way too many girls die down here since I've been here. I go to every memorial service they have here. Even if I don't know who they are. I go to pay my respects. I feel so bad because they had to die in here. It's so sad. I just want you to know that if anything ever happens to me down here do not accept what you first hear.
It would be because an officer did not do his / her job and you'd better get paid from these bastards. And some people should loss their jobs. So far from what I hear only one Sgt. has been walked because of this last death. But if anything ever happens, you make sure it is investigated and you sue these people. ok.
Well I finished Computer Tech. today. My graduation isn't until May.
That's really all that's happened on this end. But I had to write you. I miss you! How's your web sites doing? Tell me all about it.
I'm gonna write Grandma and Mom a quick letter. I hate writing too so since I'm already writing, I might as well do it and get it over with.
I love & miss you!

Love Always
Your one & only
sissy
Dee-Dee

Do you have any recent pictures of yourself? I would like one if you do.

A Clear Way Out

If you are about to get caught blogging at work, use the Web Fire Escape

An extremely viral idea. Great Marketing Gary!!!

Posted at 3:49 AM

November 23, 2003

Why Do Cats Pur? Why do Cats Lick Themselves after You Pet Them

Cats pur to as a signal to either happiness or extreme pain.

Cats have a more keen sense of taste than smell. By licking their fur after you pet them it further identifies who you are.

Just about any meow question I hav ever had is answered by this great article.

Cat Care Tips and Questions

Posted at 8:25 PM

Sorry to My Loyal 3 Readers

Other than my most recent post about giving paxil to dogs, I have not been around for a while.
What happened?

Google Changed their algorithm which required my full devotion. I have defined a new search term and wrote two articles covering the recent change.

The new Google algorithm has a commercial filter on it which essentially knocks out sites which are overoptimized.

If this algorithm is to stay a new breed of search engine marketing is to come about.

Go Words Definintion

articles

Death Before Birth - The Life Cycle of a Search Engine
Google Sells Christmas

Posted at 6:23 PM

Giving a Dog Paxil

I randomly check my server logs only to get more shocked each time. Sure if you love your dog and are a giving person, maybe you want to give the sad dog some Paxil.

Does that not show the reach and power of drug companies that people are looking intog giving psychotropic drugs to their dogs? Anyway pretty soon I will create DepressionBlog.comfor those of you compelled to want to give drugs to your dog. Google Search: giving paxil to dog

Posted at 3:44 AM

November 22, 2003

Read My Email

Sometimes I barely have enough time to. Now I am wondering, who is the asshole who keeps sending me emails telling me that I can "read other people's email."

As much as a scumbag as this person is, I am even more angry at the people who buy his software. He would be spamming with something else if you did not buy his garbage. Please stop reading my email!

Imagine how stupid you will feel when you reread the spam you just purchased.
Hotmail

Posted at 3:54 AM

November 21, 2003

Get Up

"Patients with heart, kidney or liver disease should discuss these conditions with their doctors before using Cialis. People with an eye disorder known as retinitis pigmentosa should also be wary of using the drug, the FDA advises.

Most common side effects reported in the clinical trials included headache, indigestion, back pain, muscle aches, runny nose, and abnormal vision."

What is a boner worth?

Yahoo! News - FDA Approves 3rd Impotence Drug

Posted at 5:41 PM

The First Book

My Best friend's sister got her first poetry book published. I talked to Jennifer, the publisher. She covered it on her blog

Here is her publishing site Wordpainting Poetry Publishing Company

I actually want to write a book soon. Perhaps I should learn How To Write a Book Fast

Posted at 1:35 PM

Screw the Constitution

That is actually the goal. If we can induce another attack on us Gen. Franks Doubts Constitution Will Survive WMD Attack

Posted at 4:45 AM

I 'm not a dirty whore and I don't like peanut butter

You know she is lying Paris Hilton is a Good Girl

I do not see what the big deal is about the Paris Hilton Video. I have been getting a ton of emails offering the video for free which require me to give credit card informaton. DUMB. I would not put porn on my site, but rumor has it you can find the Paris Hilton video here.

November 20, 2003

Becoming an Ordained Minister Online

As an entrepenuer I know it is necissary to seek out many avenues to find success...

I feel that I have been unfair to some relgions in my weblog thusfar. I am fixing my problem today.

As an ordained minister I owe it to the church to improve the world online. Becoming a minister was one of the best decisions I ever made.

After I was Ordained by the Universal Life Church I printed out my Minester record sheet and checked the inbox.

The church sent me a confirmation email trying to sell me a spiritual course. I"WE ARE ACTIVE ADVOCATES OF THE GOOD LIFE. THE EASIEST WAY IN WHICH TO GAIN WHATEVER YOU MAY SELECT AS THE GOOD LIFE IS WITH MONEY."

I think they are at least more straightforward than the rest of the church.

Gravy Turkey Tryptophan & Soda

I am a big fan of turkey, and of other natural means of tryptohan introduction.

The Jones Soda company is trying to accomidate me with Turkey and Gravy flavored sodaTurkey and Gravy Flavour at Jones Soda

The problem is I would have to be really drunk to want Turkey and Gravy Flavour Soda Beer Church

Posted at 10:15 PM

November 19, 2003

Peanut Butter Porn

So I have been checking my server logs and the words "peanut butter" in my title have combined nicely with some of the other terms. Google has been sending most of my peanut butter traffic. I like the traffic as much as I like peanut butter, though I wish to have more comments.

Some of the queries people used seem like I would not be able to list well for them, such as:
peanut butter companies.

Some of them I like, such as:
peanut butter tryptophan

But who in the hell was the sicko searching for "Peanut Butter Porn" who clicked on my site. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Peanut Butter Porn fan, you are an aweful person. May your mother find out what you do.

Posted at 5:56 PM

Why Dean?

Off the start I was a fan of Dean for a few simple reasons. As I step back and view the larger picture, I see that I am more of a fan of Dean.
Joho the Blog: Dean on "ReRegulation" and a social contract

Posted at 1:17 PM

Making news just to have it

its all about the music

Eminem is a racist? BBC - Radio 1 - Urban News - Eminem

U2 writes best song ever One

Britney gets a star and Christina doesn't like it

Posted at 12:08 PM

November 18, 2003

The Real Problem

If I smoke weed I am the problem. If Rush uses synthetic heroin the system needs reformed.

Oddly enough, a large part of this reform movement came from A major U.S. pharmacy trade group. Looking for any excuse to pad their wallets just a little more.

Just so that we funnel money into the greediest hands, all is well. Overture cleans up its drug ad policy | CNET News.com

Posted at 8:12 PM

I am not a Chicken

You are a chick, I am a chickenhawk. BUSH PULLS OUT OF SPEECH TO PARLIAMENT

Posted at 7:51 PM

I almost worked for Wal Mart

A few months ago I was highly unemployed (as I am today.) I applied at Wal Mart and they were ready to hire me.

The only thing that stood in the way was their long wait, and the shrooms I ate. They were legal shrooms so it can't be that bad right. (only minor hallucinations)

I thought it was funny that they had to drug test me, after I got kicked out of the navy for drugs. Their drug test came back negative. The person who administered it said "Its your choice what you do, I don't even care."

I got to do the math, and they really were paying sub standard wages. It would have been hard to live off them.

Not only did Wal Mart recently get raided for hiring illegal immigrants, but they also aid our productiviity in other ways. Read How!

Fast Company | The Wal-Mart You Don't Know

Posted at 2:01 AM

Give Back The Music

Just a great idea. Email the RIAA the music you stole in the past. Flood their inboxes and shut them down. They would have it no other way. Send Them Back!!

Posted at 1:53 AM

Scumbag offering Spam

So I got this email which I was sucker enough to open. Piece of crap who was spamming me, I have tips on how to improve your conversion rate!

The email stated

I am looking for a good looking man to go on a date with.
from, Heather

Blind Date

Unsubscrbe Here


To try and get by spam filters they used white text. If you actually tried to copy the text you would see the following:


as it was imposing. Some sixty Arab chiefs, clothed in their red
and bowing low before her, she said gently:

Let not my wild fury fright thee,

I am looking for a good looking man to go on a date with.
from , Heather

Blind Date
stammered out:
advice in the days of their youth should come forward as accusers, and take
displeasure), and remained silent. When her husband spoke words
A cockchafer came droning over the hedge and past us. High in the


Unsubscribe Heretoiled and moiled, he only left his widow and son two hundred
SOCRATES: And I in talking use words?
in honour of Bacchus.
in tears and dissatisfaction. But in God's name, old father, if you have
"Project"). Among other things, this means that no one owns a


Tips for improving conversion rate
1.) actually be a useful human being, or
2.) attempt to sound like a person. What the hell kind of random horney girl would have an "Unsubscribe Here" link in her personal "hot" mail :)

For the record
clcltiigcclclm@yahoo.com
is a piece of shit

Posted at 1:18 AM

November 17, 2003

More war and alone, if necessary, says Bush

So I read this less than one page article to find my own mind in conflict with itself. I do not know what stupid Bush quote I should quote.

I am frustrated that no matter what I have to say on the subject, it will be unoriginal. Maybe I should just wake up to the fact that I should be happy others notice?

Taipei Times - archives

Posted at 11:45 PM

Bush: economic genius

I do not know what compelled me to, or how I accidentally did it, but I somehow arrived at the
GeorgeWBush.com Official Blog.

While there I got to read about the article "Economist Predicts Sustained Growth." In the article it states misleading statements such as "The economy grew in the third quarter at its fastest rate in 19 years." After years of stagnation the numbers worked favorably one quarter, with big tax breaks and balloning national debt...big deal...something to be proud of.

Notice they say "sustained growth". They dare not define how long it will be sustained economic growth, or at what rate. Why?
a.) they have no idea
b.) they are selling an abstract idea
c.) the president had to fire his own lead economist because he disagreed with the harmful tax break

When you look at reality you will see that Bush has a blog. It has articles. These articles are in english, but there is nothing worth reading unless it is to pick it apart.

Of course, Bush is not interested in my feedback, thats why I post my comments here.

I did take away something from his site.

lets do it right this time!PLEASE DO NOT ELECT

Posted at 5:22 AM

Anticipation vs Action (or Action vs Anticipation)

Earlier this year I have seen The Red Hot Chili Peppers, AudioSlave, Seether, hockey, and a play in NYC. I also have went to the worlds best search engine marketing confrence, and visited one of the worlds top marketers in his office.

So friday I just went to see the White Stripes, who were awesome. In early December I am going to see Noam Chomsky. I feel I always need something on the horizon to look forward to.

I am scared of doing things as I am unsure of what to do after its over. Almost everything I have ever done has been a letdown because life makes sense that way. I actually have a few ties which may make me an extremely successful economically. I have met some girls that I have really liked.

I think though, for the sake of simplicity, I will continually reject both. Life is simple, life makes sense when nothing does.

Thus I can ignore the presant and pretend I have something to look forward to. Anticipation
Noam Chomsky

Posted at 4:18 AM

How To Write a Book Fast

My end goal is to be an author. Today I do not think I could be a great one. Some self help packages are on cue, but something makes this one smell fishy.

I am not sure if its the 3 free bonuses, the limited time sales price, or the $19.95 shipping charge as "the package is huge."

How much useful information can I disseminate while still finding the time to write a book in the same 14 days? How To Write A Book in 14 Days

Posted at 3:58 AM

November 16, 2003

Get a Job You Never Want

I was in the US navy. My existance as a nuclear reactor operator made me suicidally depressed. When I got out I got another job. I was a manager at an inventory company and had to work about 70 hours a week (anything over 40 was charity).

I am so disguisted with corporate america that I will never again work for a corporation. I posted my resume stating this. When I was looking for my resume I searched for Corporate Greed and found a 1 result.

Oddly enough it was not the person who responded to my resume.

Their email stated "FAST TRACK TO MANAGEMENT
OFFICE LOCATION=(Smithfield,RI)

NOW ACCEPTING NEW APPLICATIONS

HELPING SENIOR CITIZENS

One of America’s fastest growing companies is currently seeking individuals
interested in entry-level positions leading to rapid advancement into
management. Nationwide company expansion has created this unprecedented
opportunity for those who qualify. Ambition, intelligence, integrity and a
strong work ethic will lead qualified individuals into management positions
within three months to one year depending on experience and performance. Our
associate managers earn $ 60,000 to $100,000 per year. Our top managers earn
$200,000+.

This is NOT a multi-marketing, door-to-door sales, or a telemarketing position.

For additional information and to arrange an interview, please
e-mail us by clicking on your REPLY button. Please be sure to include all of
your CONTACT INFORMATION (Name,phone,etc.) and refer to JOB#1033A in the
subject line of your reply. "

I am fairly certain it is automated and I am fairly certain they are interested in anyone. Here is their email if you are interested:
BankersLife_CAREERS@msn.com

Why Microsoft wants to buy Google...

Interesting little article over at the Inquirer about some pretty interesting search results discrepancies between Google and MSN. Worth the read. Check it out here.

The Meatrix

So where did that food come from? Perhaps are you part of THE MEATRIX

Posted at 2:24 AM

The White Stripes

They absolutely kick ass. Did not realize how cute Meg White is. So cute...Grrr.
I went and saw them in a club that only holds a few hundred people. Was one of the best 5 nights of my life! THE WHITE STRIPES

Posted at 2:16 AM

November 13, 2003

Search Engine Dog

I was looking to do some link exchanges with some other sites. A link from a site to a site lead me to searchenginedog.com - the most trusted search engine in the web.

As a search engine marketer I know crap when I see it. Whats up dog?

Its not just that the search engine and concept behind it are lame (which is so), but also that the person who bought this script did not even buy it. They are using the freeware version which links back to the script provider. How lame is an investment where you are not willing to spend the extra $40 to not find posts like this about your aweful website. their script

I was at least decent enough to buy the script for my aweful dog search engine. Buy Cheap Cigarettes Online My search engine was created as a mockery as much as anything else, but it is still better than search engine dog.

November 11, 2003

Paxil Side Effects - please read

I am not a big fan of the FDA. Bloggers lets band together and let the truth out about Paxil. Please link to this Paxil side effects page using "Paxil side effects" in the link so we can get this message out. Here is an alarming email about Paxil side effects that I was given today.



I started Paxil about 8 weeks ago. After 1 week I started to experience headaches and zapping. Not knowing that it was Paxil, could cause this situation I went to my medical Dr. and he took blood test, UA, and had a Ct Scan/contrast. Everything came back normal. I decided on 10/7/03 to take myself off Paxil, thinking that nothing could be worse than what I was going through.

Well I was wrong; I started going through withdrawal and that is pure hell. I not only still have the headaches and zapping but I am now feeling anxiety, irritable, fatigue, tremors, vertigo, nausea and numerous other symptoms of withdrawal. The nightmares are terrible and so are the hot flashes that I also experienced while taking the medication.

I am furious and discussed that my Psychiatrist put me on such a drug that is so addicting and causing so many problems. I am an Alcohol/Drug counselor and had never been addicted to any Alcohol or drugs before in my life. To seek out help for a stressful time in my life and to be put on such a dangerous drug such as Paxil.

It appears that I am damned if I stay on it and damned if I go off has me feeling outrageous and angry, not only at the company that put this drug out but also for my Dr. not to tell me the effects or that I would have withdrawal symptoms if I came off. Well I am coming off and I will not be weaned off like so many others it will be cold turkey for me. To me to say that you need to be weaned off is no different than giving someone methadone to get them off heroin. Using one drug to offset another or taking less of a drug at a slower pace, one will never be off and only keep going back to help deter the effects of withdrawal. 4 days now for me and I will fight and get back my sanity.

It is now day eight since I took myself off Paxil. I still have the headaches but they are finally easing up. The zapping is getting worse and the whoosh noise is still there. I have been experiencing the following withdrawal symptoms along with the above. Vertigo, tremors so bad I was beating up myself, nightmares when I finally do fall asleep, irritable, insomnia, nausea, diarrhea, lack of concentration, fearful, anxiety, depression, crying uncontrollably, anger, frustration, heart palpitation, dizziness, flu symptoms, weakness, disoriented and chills. I am wondering what is next.

I talked to the FDA today also. Surprising they returned my call. I only wish that I had taped the conversation. The following is part of the conversation I had with them. The person I talked to stated that they don't feel that Paxil is addictive because it doesn't carry the behavior of a person that is dependent on a drug. A person that will go out and steal to obtain their drug of choice or cause harm to another.

I explained since I am an Alcohol/Drug counselor that any drug that will cause a person to have withdrawal symptoms especially the ones I stated above that the drug is defiantly an addictive drug and any other term is not going to satisfy the public. I also stated that any SSRI is used to enhance the seritonin in ones body and that doctors need to test to find out if ones seritonin level is low in which they need to enhance.

If a person does not have a low seritonin level than these drugs can and do cause more problems for an individual. Doctors aren't given all the facts with prescribing these types of meds and need to do some more studies to make sure others aren't harmed like myself and many of you who are writing in. The one thing all can do is get this advertising stopped that Paxil is not addictive or habit forming.

Lets start flooding the lines and start calling the FDA and the dept that handles complaints about advertising Paxil. Please call and tell them your story. The advertising section of FDA is (301) 827-2828. Also fill out the Medwatch form and also call FDA at 1-800-FDA 1088 press 0 or call (301) 443-1240.

Lets ban together and get Glaxo-Smith Kline to admit the truth about these effects and to get them to stop lying that it is not addictive or habit forming. Also do your own memory recall as to any symptoms you felt while being on the Paxil or any SSRI. Tell the people at the FDA if you experienced any zapping, whooshing noise, headaches (And how severe they were, Hot flashes or anything else that you may have experienced while being on Paxil. The FDA is basically only hearing about the withdrawals and nothing about peoples experience on the Paxil.

Lets speak and fight for our rights and the rights of the future.

please spread the word about Paxil side effects by linking to this page using the following code.

<a href="http://www.aaronwall.com/archives/000028.html">Paxil Side Effects</a>

which will appear on your website as Paxil Side Effects

If you do not yet have a website blogs are really fun. They also are quick and easy to set up and thanks to Google you can start one free. Start your free blog today (and remember to link to this page)

Care Bears: Lucky Bear

Many moons ago I was a big fan of the Care Bears. My older siblings had a few years on me and did not share my love of the Care Bears.

When I was young they would call the operator and tell me it was the Care Bears. I would say to the operator "Care Bears."

The operator would say "this is not the Care Bears."

I would tell my sibling of the exchange and that they did not dial the Care Bears. They would dial back and I would say "Care Bears."

The cycle repeated until the operator called our house.

Anyway that was many years ago. Today on a whim I purchased Lucky bear, who was my favorite Care Bear. Lucky me, today I also lost my electronic leash. I am just wondering who has my electronic leash or where in the hell I set it. Perhaps the good luck has worn off me.

There are a couple different Care Bears tests. To find out what kind of Care Bear you are try both the

Nice Care Bears Test

Naughty Care Bears Test

Buy the Care Bears: Lucky Bear

November 10, 2003

Genuine Islam

Today I recieved a phone call from Kuwait for my Search Engine Marketing website.

At first I was somwhat scared or worried that I would be helping the wrong type of person out when he told me his domain name Genuine-Islam.com.

This fear of Islam and the unkown is instinctively driven into my head by my government, a government which does not want me to seek truth. I am not a religious person, but some how I sadly find that I am easily manipulated.

I believe in spirituality, but not religion.

The whole goal of this guys web site was to teach people about what Islam is. Like there are hundreds of versions of christianity where hipocrates say "well god said," there are also a ton of versions of Islam. You can take any message out of context and make it mean the opposite of its original purpose.

The whole goal of Islam is to simply learn what is real.

"You shall not accept any information, unless you verify it for yourself. I have given you the hearing, The eyesight, and The brain, and you are responsible for using them."

Weather or not I believe in religion, I do believe in the statements of the great Timothy O'Leary "think for yourself, and question authority." For this reason I guess I am more Islamic than chrisian.

GENUINE ISLAM: Welcome To The GREAT QURAN, Welcome To The God's Pure Genuine Message To All Mankind, Welcome To GENUINE ISLAM.

November 9, 2003

Harvey Wallbanger Cocktail

What is a Harvey Wallbanger? Well actually Harvey Wallbanger was a cartoon that was rather dopy looking who had an extremely small following.

Bob Dorf was asked to create a market for Gilliano in the 70s. The funds they had were inadequate to create demand traditional ways. Unlike most of the poorly targeted ads back in the day, he found a clever way to market Gilliano.

He simply added Gilliano to the screwdriver and called it the Harvey Wallbanger. He then proceeded to make Harvey Wallbanger T shirts and have select people loudly order the Harvey Wallbanger at popular establishments.

In no time the drink caught on and Harvey Wallbanger was a huge success. The drink was such a success that without knowing what it was I achieved the nickname Harvey Wallbanger.

Me and Harvey: on my submarine USS DALLAS (SSN 700) I was quite the lush and my last name was (or still is) Wall. Combining these two made it rather easy to go with the nick Harvey Wallbanger.

Make a Havey Wallbanger:

1 & 1/4 oz of Vodka
Splash of Galliano
Orange juice

Pour vodka & orange juice on ice in a Collins glass. Top with a splash of Galliano

The origins of the Harvey Wallbanger are incorrect at the About network. My weblog is what you really should know about!

Weblogs frequently have better news than the news.

Posted at 3:06 PM

November 8, 2003

Call Me Crazy

I still have not adjusted to daylight savings time. When I woke this morning, I did not know what day of the month, day of the week, or even what hour it was. I was pretty sure that it was November.

I thought of this to myself and kinda chuckled. If I were being mentally evaluated many would say I was crazy based on the above. I can't remember any times in my life where I was alone, and still happier than I am today.

Posted at 5:33 AM

November 5, 2003

Vote Bush

If you are this guy:

you should vote Bush. Otherwise, do not!

Posted at 3:37 PM

Rock the Vote (part 3)

If you searched all of Google for rock the vote you may find some interesting things.

You however would rarely find reference to Vermin Supreme or the Massachusetts Anti-Corporate Clearinghouse.

Each of the two made a wild appearance which was generally viewed as a joke. I went to the vermin supreme website, and am convinced that despite all his weird talk of toothpaste, he was a joke. His only link on the home page to his site was broken.

I actually liked the appearance of the Massachusetts Anti-Corporate Clearinghouse. They came with a guy dressed in an amazing pimp outfit. He was a smooth talker and talked about the corporate whores which were running for president. His posse was comprised of a bunch of the canadates in proper attire.

I went to their website to find out they are legitimate. On December 2nd at the Rodgers Center (Merrimack College in North Andover)they have helped organize a speach with Noam Chomsky, quite posibly the worlds greatest humanitarian. I am going.

Many people viewed them as a joke or freak show. In my eyes the joke or freak show was the crowds of people making random slogans and cheering them wildly.

I bet in all honesty I could sit down with over half the people cheering in 10 minute one on one sessions and have them appolizige to me for their lack of understanding of what they are promoting.

Most of these people will never know who Noam Chomsky is, most of these people will never open their eyes and think for themselves. If you are ignorant to the global policies of your country that does not aleviate your civic responsibility to the world. You and I are both part of the problem.

You may never find my views on the "Tele" as the englishman I met last night said, but you will always find my opinions here!

Anyway I took pictures throughout the night, if you want to see them read on. Please note you should have broadband if you want to see them because the files are rather large.

Here is a picture of the Dean supporter circle which surrounded me.

Vermin Supreme

Massachusetts Anti-Coorporate Clearinghouse Pimp

and whores

don't forget to collect your trading cards

a perfect example of the type of misguided fool that can honestly vote for Bush

rock the vote!

Posted at 2:32 PM

Rock the Vote (part 2)

Ok, maybe yesterdays post was ill timed with today being an official rock the vote gathering. Washington Post may be the first to give you live records of the night, but like all other media... it is properly filtered. Transcript: Rock The Vote Democratic Presidential Candidate Forum (washingtonpost.com)

I was there last night and I waited outside since 4 PM. I would say the best part of the night occured before the cameras were rolling. In a couple hours I promise a great post. I am just waiting for my battery to charge up!

Posted at 11:56 AM

November 4, 2003

White House Aims to Hide Secret Data about Iraq

I am an author for the search engine journal. While recently posting an item over there I noticed a link to this alarming document questioning the intentions of the White House in recent attempts to hide statements made about Iraq.

2600 NEWS: WHITE HOUSE'S SEARCH ENGINE PRACTICES CAUSE CONCERN

Posted at 9:35 AM

Atleast The Hardware Companies Still Love Us

Great news for pirates everywhere today as the register announces that 8.5 GB DVD+R discs and drives will be shipping next april! I know what you're thinking, what's the big deal? The big deal is this, now all the movie pirates we all know and love won't have to settle for second rate re-encoded dvd-rips, they can just copy the whole kit and caboodle! But wait, won't that bring on mass pirating and god forbid, law suits from the movie industry? Of course it will, but hey, atleast the hardware companies still love us...

http://www.theregister.com/content/54/33733.html

November 3, 2003

Rock the Vote

Them there crazy people in mIRC say some nutty things. Lucky for us they get recorded. Feel free to gander and perhaps vote on the dumbest comment you can find. QDB: Top 50 Quotes

Posted at 3:35 PM

Contributions to Dean for America are not deductible for federal income tax purposes.

I just contributed to Dean and once I got that in the reply email I was confused. Don't get me wrong, any price to pay to get rid of Bush is worth it. It just goes to show me how unreasonalby unfair the political game is.

I think the title of this link is fairly clear. Not only do companies sometimes get breaks, but they also get Billions of dollars in contracts for donating to further the cause of slime. Donate to Bush and get contracts - read more

Anyway so I saw...


On Dean's Blog for America there was a cool pin I instantly fell in love with.

Though I am currently unemployed other than what I make here and there off the web, I still had enough to donate money to see the fall of Bush. I can't wait to wear my pin EVERY DAY until Bush is no longer in office.

Get your pin today while they are still available. $31 gets the pin to the first 10,000. An instant collectors item!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 2, 2003

What is the cost?

Many of the people who send us to war have never been in war. I don't need to talk Bush down as a draft dodger or deserter...that is not my point.

Many moons after wars end they still loom on inside heads of soldiers. The lives which are ruined are not just those who are killed, that would be too easy.

From the official PTSD site "The estimated lifetime prevalence of PTSD among American Vietnam theater veterans is 30.9% for men and 26.9% for women. An additional 22.5% of men and 21.2% of women have had partial PTSD at some point in their lives. Thus, more than half of all male Vietnam veterans and almost half of all female Vietnam veterans—about 1,700,000 Vietnam veterans in all—have experienced 'clinically serious stress reaction symptoms.' "

I only think of this because a lady I worked with has a son who was there when Saddam's sons were shot. What did it do to his mind? Can he ignore the blood he has seen? Or his friend who died? Can he ignore the young teen who was shot dead?

National Center for PTSD // National Center for Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Posted at 5:57 PM

November 1, 2003

At Bay...Where are Your Civil Liberties

Many people are misguided zelots over topics they have little knowledge about.

I was a nuclear reactor operator and realize nuclear power to be exceptionally environmentally friendly relative to coal plants or many other enery resources.

Currently a ship is floating out at sea in the Miami harbor unable to port.

The success of our country has always relied upon people being able to speak their peace though. Thus everyone should be afforded an opportunity to do so.

Recently there has been a shift...

in the way we handle nonviolent demonstrations.

The government has been quick to propose and sign acts such as the VICTORY ACT or the PATRIOT ACT which aim to rob our basic civil liberties. The bill names are conundrums.

The article reports that "The Port of Miami has refused us (the Greenpeace ship MV Esperanza) because John Ashcroft Justice Department is prosecuting us for a protest action last year. The prosecution is unprecedented. Never before in U.S. history has an entire organization been prosecuted for a peaceful protest by its supporters."

The new laws still do not offer the government enough power to do what is needed. An obscure 19th century law is being used to prosecute Greenpeace.

Its only the freedom of speech, what's it really worth anyway?

A People's History of the United States : 1492-Present

AlterNet: Personal Voices: Ashcroft's Attack On Greenpeace

Diverted Attention...Minding Your Porn

George Bush has recently signed a document declairing October 26 through November 1 as "Protection from Pornography Week," asking us to observe his "alleged coke snorting" ideals.

Its not hard for me to observe these details as my porn loving friend is not currently around, and I have been offered free coke multiple time in the past couple months. Coke is an extremely overrated drug.


Protection From Pornography Week, 2003

The internet must be blamed for many social problems, as it is a force not understood by many. The internet is a great scapegoat.

The fact your parents got divoriced and are married to their jobs has nothing to do with your abilitly to love others. We all need to just put in a few more hours at the office. SCREW THAT

Recently on the news I saw a news program talking about how one of their reporters bought "The Same Drugs Rush Limbaugh was on".

If you are creative you can find whatever you want on the web.

Do you really think people are trying to market porn to children who can not purchase it? What purpose would that have? I have yet to see a site I thought was for children that came out to be porn.

In my humble opinion the government is using mission statements like these to try and get a foot in the door to control the internet. They have a big problem. Neither they, nor big business have the control that you or I have.

Since I am such a fan of Bush, and the porn observance week is nearing an end, I would like to give you the information needed to create your own sucessful internet porn store.

You can get 25% payout if you go to Mallcom.com

Their porn store has a huge selection and feeds into your site using frames. Please note: you can not upload the files using a WYSIWYG editor. You must use a simple program like NoteTab.

I can verify that Mallcom.com pays promptly and that I have yet to market porn "at children."

Protection From Pornography Week, 2003

Posted at 7:51 PM

Give Me a Sign

Apparently a 25 year old male by the name of Rudy Susanto has improperly learned sign language.

He has spent many a night pleasuring himself to the original Britney Spears video. Its not all on the screen though, as he has be accused of flashing catholic school girls as many as seven times.

Last time he gave them his sign they chased him down. Many celebrated, each wanted hit him one more time, as he was brutally beaten in the street!

The Joy of Signing: The Illustrated Guide for Mastering Sign Language and the Manual Alphabet

CNN.com - Girls pummel man who exposed himself - Oct. 31, 2003

Posted at 7:15 PM

Blogs - Its About Community Stupid

Some wonder why blogs have became so popular. Its pretty simple. Never has it ever been so easy to communicate ideas to tons of people.

Much as WebFountain can do a job of predicting what sale numbers will be like, a person can perform the similar functions using what bloggers are saying.
Those who have blogs are self defined as outspoken "sneezers" who spread ideas.

Here is a list of the top blog community tools and sites. Please help me learn more by adding your favorite tools.

some cool blog tools

Poularity Measurement

Technorati - shows link cosmos and has a top 100 list
Daypop - weblog and news search engine - offers a top 40
BlogShares - fantasy blog game with a top 100 list

Write a Blog

Blogger
MovableType
Grey Matter
Radio Userland
Live Journal
Xanga
Web Crimson
Weblog Software - Yahoo Directory

Weblog Tools and Add Ons

Bloglet - email program offering daily emails to subscribers when their favorite blogs are updated
Weblogs Compendium
YACCS - adds 3rd party hosted commenting to your blog
Meta Linker - posts a link to other sites which are commenting on the same page you are referencing near your posts.
AudBlog - play voice recordings in a blog
Weblog Tools - Google Directory

What are Bloggers talking about right now?

BlogDex
Recently Changed Blogs - Weblogs.com
Daypop WordBurst
Daypop Top 40

OnFocus BookWatch


Books about Blogs

Blogging: Genius Strategies for Instant Web Content
Essential Blogging
Blog On: Building Online Communities with Web Logs
The Weblog Handbook: Practical Advice on Creating and Maintaining Your Blog
We Blog: Publishing Online with Weblogs
We've Got Blog: How Weblogs Are Changing Our Culture

Books about Online Communities

Smart Mobs: The Next Social Revolution
Six Degrees: The Science of a Connected Age
Emergence: The Connected Lives of Ants, Brains, Cities, and Software
Interface Culture : How New Technology Transforms the Way We Create and Communicate

Make Money (greed is good)

Amazon Associates - earn a percentage of sales from Amazon
Google AdSense - sell ad space on your blog

Register Your Blog

Apply for an ISSN
Weblogs - DMOZ
Weblogs - Yahoo
Blog Search Engine
Blogarama
BlogStreet
Blog Universe
BlogWise
Daypop
Feedster
Globe of Blogs
Kmax Blog Links


Talk about Blogs

Blogger Talk
Blogger Forum

The Future of Blogs

The Echo Project
Blogs as Content Management

please help me learn more about blogs as I am rather new to them!

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